| | Jim Evans
04-02-07
The
Sermon on the Mount is regarded by most Christians as the heart of
Jesus' teaching. Unfortunately, what Jesus has to say there has not
been overwhelmingly embraced by much of the Christian community in
America. Perhaps it is time to update the sermon so that it is more in
line with American culture. Maybe something like this:
You
have heard that you shall not kill. But sometimes you just have to. And
don't worry too much about anger or demeaning language. In order to win
a war you must demonize your enemy, otherwise people won't hate them.
You
have heard it said you shall not commit adultery. But let's face it,
movies and television would be so dull without it. And forget about
trying to suppress lust. You do that and no one will ever be able to
sell a car or bar of soap anywhere.
And don't get too worked up about divorce. Everyone knows that it is easier to end a marriage than it is to sustain one.
You
have heard it said you shall not swear falsely, but common sense tells
us if we are going to do business in the real world sometimes the truth
must be ignored. If this gets too complicated, you may need to consult
an attorney.
You
have heard it said an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. I don't
know how I can improve on that. The same for love your neighbors and
hate your enemies. Some things just should not be changed.
Let
me talk to you about prayer. What good is it if you go off and pray in
secret where no one can see or hear you? Get out there in public, on
television, at football games, during school days--pray out loud. What
good is prayer if God is the only one who hears it?
And
the same thing is true about charitable giving. Try to schedule a press
conference so the media will see your good works. You might also think
about printing an annual report of your good deeds so there will be a
permanent record. After all, what good is charity if no one knows
you've done anything?
Here
is the bottom line: If you don't take care of yourself, no one else
will. Dress for success. Eat only the best foods at the finest
restaurants. Keep that body healthy. No one wants to look at your
flabby thighs. I say unto you--no one with flabby thighs will enter the
kingdom, or any of the finer clubs for that matter.
Set
high standards and don't let anyone off the hook. If you cut someone a
break, all they will do is go out and make the same mistake again.
You've got to watch people all the time. They cannot be trusted. If
they get half a chance, they will get you and yours.
Always
seek to be first in line. The last one in line is going to be the last
one in. Strive to always associate with strong, wealthy people. Those
are the people who help you get ahead. Don't think about death or
suffering. Thoughts like that are for losers.
And
no matter what, do not give to people who beg from you. That only
encourages more begging and less work. Remember the secret to life
rests in this one golden principle: Do unto others before they do unto
you.
After Jesus had finished these sayings, he got into his private jet and flew off for a relaxing week in the Bahamas where he could check on his offshore tax shelters while enjoying duty free shopping. And many people in American said, Amen.
James L. Evans, a syndicated columnist, also serves as pastor of Auburn First Baptist Church in Auburn, Ala.
Source: http://ethicsdaily.com/article_detail.cfm?AID=8731
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